#(specifically lords in black)

[ornitharts]

Some little Lords in Black button/sticker designs mostly inspired by some vintage buttons.

Individual designers below

[annaveralin]

Queer Little Creatures And Gay To Be Certain Too

...

I love these silly boys so much

[crowreys-wormstache]

Ah yes the four houses, corresponding with the four types of students

Sports

Brains

Arts

And, of course, nepo babies

[eli-am-confused]

Wiggly with his disciple when he thinks no one‘s looking.

(5/6) 

[bachelor-buttons]

How to Avoid Musical Zombies

Is your small Michigan town dealing with a sinister type of infection? Have your friends caught the singing bug? Follow these tips to escape from your friends-turned-singing-zombie attackers and live to see the next scene!

Stay quiet. Singing, and really any type of noise, attracts the infected. The zombies rely more on sound than on sight, but staying hidden is important too.

If approached by multiple singing zombies, keep moving from place to place. The attackers will be delayed by set changes, buying you some time.

If in a one-on-one situation, place objects (like chairs or stools) between you and the zombie. The zombie will pause what they are doing to deliver a portion of their song while standing on the object in their path. This may allow for escape.

Don't let your attackers spot any kind of weakness, emotional or otherwise. Scare them off with shows of confidence and power.

Whatever you do, DO NOT attempt to join the singing. This is allowing the spores a pathway into your mind, putting you at an exponential risk for infection.

I am Dan Reynolds, and this has been an informational PSA. Stay safe, Hatchetfield.

[lilithofpenandbook]

au where when a Death Eater is killed, they can actually not die, on one condition:

Their heart must be pure.

This doesn't mean they never ever did anything wrong. That's impossible if you're human. No, this means that whatever they've done, it's for a selfless reason. That whatever bad they've done for selfish reasons, they've fully regretted, repented, and set out for redemption. That in their heart of hearts, they are no true Death Eater, because true Death Eater have no compassion, or selfless love. Selfless Love is a pure thing, and if that exists in the heart, then they may survive being killed.

And there's another thing: they return to the physical state they were in before taking the Dark Mark. It's all effectively "wiped clean", as it were. Of course, the actions remain, as do the mental scars, but the physical body is now back to when it was still pure of this evil as a little nod to the purity of their heart.

During the second war, then, there are a few Death Eaters who do not die. But only the fewest:

The most famous example? Severus Snape, who is all but a mere child, barely touching adulthood. Who's small and underweight, whose body is still riddled with scars from the Good Guys. Who's so young it's frightening to think he became a death eater at this age because there's something so broken and fragile about him. How did he manage to survive through that?

And then... And then there's Bellatrix. Bellatrix Black.

Who... Who's a literal child.

[sweetdreamuwu]

"I swear to god, if Wiggly becomes a tumbrl sexy man..."

- My girlfriend @viperdarkness

Idk girl, it doesn't look good for our little eldritch horror being

[legacyofwalpurgis22]

alenoah nerdy prudes must die au is plaguing my thoughts (pls pls pls go watch npmd for free on yt it's amazing trust me)

[mamawasatesttube]

<- experiencing shrimp emotions (listening to the return of the king ost: battle of the pelennor fields)

[bacteriowlphage]

Didn't draw the tail on him because it was too cluttered.

[timesomewhere]

one thing about martin freeman is that he is going to play the role of a Guy in a Situation

[spacelizzbian]

8 tickets to the barbie movie please

[markerofthemidnight]

People, I wanna try and get A Deal’s A Deal - REWRITE out soon. So I’m going to need you to help brainwash me back into a Hatchetfield hyperfixation. More Hatchetfield asks, if you don’t mind.

[riversgoingnowhere]

nightmare blunt rotation

[actual-goblinking]

I love Starkid because I’m sitting there bopping to the cool music and laughing at the humor and then there’s always that one fucking scene that has me openly bawling on my bed

[creamiest-corn]

Is there a market for Lords in Black fanfiction?